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There is no contact form on this page, on purpose. A form is a slower way to send an email that leaves you without a copy of what you sent — and this project has no mail plumbing to make one honest. So: an address, a handle, and one person reading both.
Last updated 21 August 2026
- Typical reply
- A couple of days
- On X
- @brmdjd
- Contact form
- None, deliberately
- Phone
- None
01 — What to write about
Six things worth an email
- Get on the board
- You probably don’t need me. The button on the board runs the whole purchase. Write in if you want to pay by invoice or wire, or if your amount is above the $500,000 cap on a single payment.
- Fix my details
- Name, tagline, logo, website, or either X handle. Send the domain and the corrected text and I’ll change it.
- Remove my listing
- I’ll take the tile off the board. Say whether you also want the email address Stripe collected erased.
- Refunds and payment problems
- A payment that didn’t land, a listing that never appeared, the wrong amount, a duplicate charge. Read the refund section of the terms first — a refund reverses the surface area it bought, and a full refund removes the listing.
- Report a listing
- A scam, a dead link, stolen branding, anything illegal. Include the tile’s profile URL and what you saw.
- Press
- Happy to talk about how the board works, what it has taken so far, or the layout maths behind it.
02 — Make it fast
Put your domain in the message
Every listing here is keyed to its domain — that is how the board knows one company from another and how a second payment finds your existing tile. Lead with it and almost any request becomes a one-line fix.
For a change to a live listing, sending it from an address at that domain saves a round trip of me asking whether you are who you say you are.
03 — Expectations
How quickly you’ll hear back
This is a one-person operation, so I am not going to promise you a number of hours I cannot keep. Most email gets a reply within a couple of days.
Anything involving money — a refund, a payment that did not land, a listing that never appeared — goes to the front of the queue.
If a week passes with nothing, send it again. It means I lost it, not that I decided to ignore you.
04 — Before you write
Two answers you can get right now
Why did my tile get smaller? Someone else paid more. Rank follows total contribution, so the board moves whenever anyone tops up. Paying again adds to your total and moves you back up. The about page explains how area is calculated.
Where is my tile? The board has room for 100 tiles, and once more companies are listed than that, the last one becomes a link to everyone it cannot draw. If yours has slipped past the cut it stops being drawn until you top up, and you will find it on the full list in the meantime. Your profile page stays online the whole time, and your total is never reset.